Tired of Hearing About It...

As you well know, tomorrow, Tuesday is election day, and I have only one thing to say - It's about dang time!  I'm so sick of hearing all the rhetoric, all the pundits, all the commercials and all the crap that goes along with an election.  Honestly, I'm tired of the Facebook groups, the email forwards, the news headlines - just about everything.

I think both candidates would do a fine job.  I think both candidates will also do a terrible job.  I guess that really depends on who you listen to during your morning drive.  This election year has been so overhyped that I just can't stand it.  And talk about mixed messages:

- Obama is a celebrity politician; McCain is GW's clone.
- Obama says that every economic decision the Bush administration has made has been wrong; then says, no less than 3 minutes later he's going to structure small business loans in the same way that they were structured after 9/11... when Bush was President.
- McCain is too old.  Reagan was McCain's age when he was elected into office, and served for two terms.  He won that election in a unbelievable landslide (525 electoral votes to Mondale's 13)
- Palin is too inexperienced.  So is Obama.
- We don't want a totally Democratic controlled government.  There was a totally Republican controlled government not too long ago.

I can't wait until Thursday.  Tuesday is election day; Wednesday is when the results will be all over the place, but Thursday... Thursday is a political Sabbath.

Remembering our Past, Looking to Our Future

The following is a sermon that was preached at Veedersburg UMC and Hillsboro UMC on Sunday, November 2, 2008.  The text for this sermon can be found in Joshua 3:7-17.

God is amazing.  Did you know that?  I’ve seen God do incredible things in the lives of others.  I’ve seen God do incredible things in my own life, but all too often, I forget that God is simply amazing.  Today’s text really hammers home that point.  It is a way of remembering what God has done in the life of the Israelites, but it is also a way of giving assurance that He is not done yet.  It’s almost like one of those television infomercials - “But, wait!  There’s more!”  Let’s start off with a little bit of background to see how the Israelites got to this point, and then let’s look closer at today’s text.

Okay, so buckle in, because this is the 3 minute, Reader’s Digest version of nearly 500 years of Israelite history.  The Israelites moved to Egypt during a period of famine in Canaan.  Joseph, one of twelve brothers, moves his family to Goshen, which is located in the Nile Delta of Egypt.  They were shepherds and needed an area that would be suitable for their livestock.  Goshen would make sense.  So they are allowed to settle there by the Pharaoh.  At this time, there were only about 70 people.  But over the years, the family grew, and as Joseph was forgotten by the leaders in Egypt, the people of Israel were forced to be slaves of the Egyptians.  For 400 years, the Israelites were slaves in Egypt.  At this point, many are more familiar with the story - Moses is born and raised as the son of the Pharaoh’s daughter; he kills an Egyptian and flees to the desert wilderness of Midian; he talks to God through a burning bush, and returns to Egypt to free the people.  Through a series of miraculous events, the Pharaoh is eventually persuaded to let the Israelites go, and then quickly changes his mind and sends his army after them. 

The Israelites hit a major roadblock in the form of a large body of water.  God, however, is amazing and works another miracle, and the Israelites cross on dry land.  They Egyptians, however, are not so lucky, as the Egyptian army drowns in the sea.  The journey stops at Mount Sinai in the Midian wilderness where the Israelites receive the Law, which we commonly call Leviticus and Deuteronomy.  Some spies are sent to see the Promised Land and a majority of them come back with a less than favorable report, which causes the Israelites to not want to enter the Promised Land.  So instead, they end up spending the next 40 years wandering around in the desert.  Moses eventually passes away, and the leadership torch is passed on to Joshua, which brings us to today’s text.

For the second time in their history, the Israelites are faced with an opportunity to enter into the Promised Land, but this time they are not afraid.  For the second time in their history, a large body of water blocks their path to something greater.  At this time of the year, the snows on the mountains to the north would be melting, which would cause the Jordan River to be overflowing.  The Jordan River is a pretty good size during the dry season – about 50-60 yards across, but during this time of the year, the time of the harvest, the river would easily be twice that distance.  It would be a rather daunting task to try to have all these people cross without seriously risking some their lives.  You would think that after 40 years of living in the desert, they could wait until the end of the season when the river is down again before crossing it.  However, remember what I said at the beginning?  God is amazing. 

God’s timing is incredible because it is at the point when the river would be at its most impassable that God leads them across.  And, because God is amazing, He doesn’t just let them hike up their robes, ford the river, and safely make it across; He leads them across on dry land.  Now think about this for a minute, these Israelites grew up listening to their parents tell the story of the Passover, and how they crossed the Red Sea on dry land with the Egyptian army bearing down on them, and now, just one generation later, they are walking across to the land that has been promised for centuries on dry land.  In a way, they are closing one chapter in their history, while, literally, walking right into the next.  That’s the thing about a book, you don’t finish a chapter unless you are working towards the next one.  That is true in life as well.  We don’t close chapters of our lives without walking towards a new one at the same time.

God comes to Joshua, and says, “It’s time.”  It is on this day that Israel will know that God is with them, just as He was with them when they were fleeing Egypt and an overwhelming obstacle stood in their way.  When Joshua goes to the people, do you notice what his first words are?  “Come here and listen to the words of the Lord your God.”  Joshua wants to make it clear that these are not his directions, but that they are the directions of their true leader Yahweh, the Lord, the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.

In verse 10, Joshua gives the Israelites a sign.  He says, “Here is how you shall know that the living God is among you and that he will without fail drive out from before you…” and he goes into a list of difficult to pronounce names.  But did you notice that they aren’t given a sign ahead of time?  The sign is that the waters will stop when they step into the river.  Sometimes we need to take that first step in faith to really see what God is doing.  I know that God has been working in some amazing ways through this congregation.  I know that I have seen God at work in my life, but it’s only when we take those first steps together, when we really get our feet wet, that we are going to be really amazed by what God can do.

The Ark of the Covenant, the symbol of the presence of God in the midst of the Israelites, passes before the people to remind them of who their leader really is.  It’s not Joshua.  While he may be the one in charge right now, and the one that they are listening to, it is the Lord who is really going before them.  And when the priests who were carrying the ark step foot into the river; the Jordan River, whose banks are overflowing at the time; when they step foot into the river, it stops flowing.  Now some have suggested that this is not a miracle at all, but that there was an earthquake in the mountains that cause the waters to stop.  But the timing, God’s timing, cannot be ignored.  Even if God decided to use an earthquake in the mountains to stop the water, the point is that the water stopped when the priests stepped into the river, and, like their forefathers at the Red Sea, the people of Israel crossed on dry ground.

In the story of the Israelites, the crossing of the Jordan affirms their past and, at the same time, points them towards their future.  We find ourselves today at a similar point in our story.  Did you know that, according to the church calendar, today is All Saints Sunday?  This is the day that we remember those who have gone before us.  We look back at, what Hebrews calls, “so great a cloud of witnesses” (Heb 12:1).  We don’t just remember those who are lifted up as examples of the faith in Scripture, but we look at, as Paul Harvey would say, the “rest of the story.”  Because, you see, the story of the Israelites is not just the story of a few people thousands of years ago.  It is the story of our brothers and sisters in faith who have gone before us.  This isn’t just history, it’s our story.  And our story, the story of the Christian faith, doesn’t end at Revelation 22:21.  It continues through the centuries.  It includes the martyrs of Roman Empire, the ecumenical councils from the 4th century on, the Reformation in the 16th century, the Wesleyan movement in the 18th century, your great aunt Sally from the 20th century.  The story of Christians today is a story that builds on those who have gone before us, no matter how long ago or how recently they preceded us, and it is a story that will continue to build on what we do – here and now, as well as over the course of the next several years.

On this All Saints Sunday, we remember those who have gone before us in the faith.  We look back at the saints who lived among us, who lived as an example of what it means to be Christ to those around us.  At the same time, we look forward.  Like the Israelites standing on the banks of the Jordan River, we remember the key points of our past, but we also eagerly look towards the Promised Land, knowing that if we step out in faith, God will dry up the obstacles that stand in our way.  So, today, we remember our past, but we also look towards our future, knowing that God is amazing.  We go forward with an eager expectation that God is going to do wonderful things – not because there’s a new pastor in town, but because you are willing to listen for Him, and because I am willing to listen for Him and because whenever two or more are gathered in His name He is present, and with God, nothing is impossible.  God is truly amazing.

Fantasy Football Update, Weeks 8 & 9

I realized this morning that I hadn't posted an update for last week.  I can't imagine why; it's not like I've been busy or anything...

Week 8
I moved to 5-3 this week with a 73-58 win.  That's what happens when you put all the right people in the right places.  This was one that needed to wait until MNF to get the outcome.  I had Peyton, Marvin and the TEN defense going.  I was down about 5-10 points going into the game, so I wasn't terribly worried.  My opponent did have Anthony Gonzalez going as well.  Lucky for me, Peyton decided to wait a week to throw to him in the endzone (he scored 2 TD's in last night's game).

Week 9
Another matchup already won before MNF.  This week's victory was an 88-69 outcome.  The only bench player that scored more than a starter was my kicker, and even then, it was only 3 points.  That will push me to 6-3 on the season and I'm on a 5 game win streak.  Next week's matchup will be a big one.  The guy I'm facing will most likely be 4-4-1 on the season.  I'm currently 3rd overall and 4th in total points.  Doing pretty well so far, given the 1-3 start to the season.

And We're Back...

Well, the boxes are cluttering up the hallway, most of them are unpacked, we've already been to the Apple Tree Family Dining for dinner, and we've made a Wal-Mart run to both Danville, IL and Crawfordsville, IN.  We are officially living in Veedersburg.  I spoke with a tech guy at ATT and got the internet hooked up, and after catching up on nearly 200 unread blogs in my Google Reader, I think I'm going to get something to eat.

Today was my first Sunday preaching at Veedersburg UMC and Hillsboro UMC.  I feel like both services went really well.  I think I'm going to post my sermon manuscripts here just so y'all know that I really am preaching each week.  Don't look for anything too fancy, such as audio or video recordings of the services though, there's nothing quite that fancy at these churches, and I think I'm all right with that.  Life is pretty crazy right now, but things are going well.

Making the Move

Yes, you probably know that my wife and I are moving next week to a two-point charge in the Terre Haute district.  We're both getting excited, anxious, stressed, nervous, and excited (is it sad that I could think of two synonymns to describe "stressed" but nothing apart from "excited" to convey our... excitement... about the move?  Moving is tough mentally, so back off...)  Seriously though, we believe that God is really orchestrating this move, and we're really excited about it.  Moving is just a very difficult thing to do mentally, emotionally and physically... HOWEVER!!!!  This is not the move that I am referring to in my post title.

I'm talking about my slow move into the internet dominance that is Google.  Katie set me up with Google Reader yesterday, which is working so much better than Bloglines has.  So, I decided to set myself up with iGoogle this morning.  I now have a homepage that shows me a window into my Gmail, Google Reader, Google Calendar, Google News, and my Google Flamethrower.... oh wait, I've had Spaceballs on the brain lately...  Seriously though, I've also added Sports Scores, a To Do List, Quote of the Day, Free Downloads from iTunes (now if I can only get it to work...), and I just added a daily Bible verse from the English Standard Version, and the one year Bible reading plan from the ESV.  It's a one stop catch-all for the things that are important to my daily internet journey.

I am a total dork....


Fantasy Football Update, Week 7

So, I decide to start updating this on Tuesdays when the week is officially over, then neither my opponents or myself have anybody playing on Monday nights any more.  Very interesting...

Well, I'm about to be 4-3 on the season with quite possibly the ugliest win in fantasy football history.  The final is going to be 70-49, and I had at least three bad moves, but they were far overshadowed by the mistakes of my opponent, who had three players on a Bye week in his starting lineup.  Wow.  In my experience, you find someone to fill in during those Bye weeks.  You can't leave one position open, let alone three.  That's just crazy...

Something Smells...

Well, last Sunday I pretty much had my last real devotional-setting time with the youth group at Emmanuel.  It was kinda hard to determine what it was that I wanted to say to them.  I wanted to leave them with a message that showed them my heart for them and my heart for ministry.  How do you do that?  How do you sum up where God is leading you in 10-15 minutes?  How do you encourage a group of teens who may or may not care that these are the last words that they will really hear from you.

The time started off about like every other time - people goofing off and not paying attention.  I’m used to it, as sad as that might seem.  There have been nights when I have had to raise my voice to talk over people so much that I could barely talk by the end of the night… 

*Sidebar* I found a great little invention a while back.  Perhaps you’ve heard of it, it’s called a “whistle.”  Fascinating contraption, really.  I blow into it and it makes a loud, piercing screech that gets people’s attention.  Of course, it is not without its drawbacks either.  Occasionally, one of my goatee hairs will get caught in this “whistle,” and it will dangle from my lip.  That hurts.  I don’t like it when that happens.  I’ve fallen in like with this “whistle” for the last few weeks.  It helps keep them quiet on occasion because they do not want to hear this loud, piercing screech… but I digress… *End Sidebar*

 …but on this night they seemed to have quieted down on their own.  They were actually listening to me.  I could see in their faces that they were hearing what I had to say.  Our key verse for the year, and thus, the verse that I used as a jumping off point for this devotion, has been Romans 12:2 - “Do not conform any longer to the patterns of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind…”  I talked to them about there being two parts to this message.  First, we have to make the choice to not conform to the patterns of this world, and then we have to allow God to work in us through our decision to follow Christ, so that we can be transformed.  We can choose to not follow the patterns of the world, but if all we surround ourselves with is the world, then we will fall back into those patterns.  I gave them an analogy to help them understand this point.

If you go to a garbage dump and spend a period of time there, you will come out smelling like garbage.  There’s no way around it.  The odor hangs in the air, and somehow attaches itself to you.  It then proceeds to follow you around until you do something about it.  That’s why you should never go to the dump and then go on a date.  It will likely be the last one you go on with that particular person.  Unless that is your plan in the first place, but I would think it would just be easier to not go on a date in the first place…but I digress…  You can go home and take a shower to get rid of the smell, but if you go back to the dump, you are going to smell once again.  It’s just a simple fact of life. 

I see a lot of great things for these teens, and I’m sad that I can’t be around to help develop them, but I know that God has already thought of these issues, and is way ahead of me on them.  What do you leave behind for a group like this?  I wanted to let them know three things, and I’ll reiterate them here.

1) Only you can decide to follow Jesus

2) Life won’t get any easier, but it will get better.

3) It is a daily decision that has to be made.  Becoming a Christian is not the goal, it is only the beginning of a fantastic journey.