EW's 10 Best Movies of the Decade

Inevitably, during this time of the year, you'll come across some "Best of" lists. This being the last of the '00's (or the 'aughts'), I'm starting to see some best of the decade lists. Below is the best movies of the decade, according to Entertainment Weekly.

10. Almost Famous
9. Lost in Translation
8. The 40 Year-Old Virgin
7. Children of Men
6. Moulin Rouge!
5. Wall-E
4. The Dark Knight
3. Gladiator
2. Brokeback Mountain
1. Lord of the Rings Trilogy

With the exception of #2, I've seen all these movies, and even own half of them. I certainly don't disagree with #'s 1, 3 or 4; in fact, I'd say that those are in my top 10 movies of all time. What about the rest of the list. What do you think?

Fantasy Football 2009, Week 14

Playoffs have started in the ESPN Leagues. Last week of the regular season for Yahoo!

Team 1: Yahoo! League - Swish
QB - P. Manning
WR - D. Driver, S. Rice, Terrell Owens
RB - K. Moreno, J. Addai
TE - J. Witten
K - S. Graham
DEF - Baltimore

High scorer: Peyton Manning, 21.50 points
Low scorer: Donald Driver, 1.10 points
Result: Swish 80.10, Raiders 93.98 (10-4, #2 seed in playoffs)

Team 2: ESPN League Bricksquad - Veedersburg Killer Wombats
QB - P. Rivers
RB - A. Peterson, J. Addai
WR - Kenny Britt, R. Wayne, H. Ward
TE - T. Gonzalez
D/ST - Vikings
K - Rob Bironas

High scorer: Adrian Peterson, 25 points
Low scorer: Hines Ward, 2 points
Result: Veedersburg Killer Wombats 91, Ltown Eagles 112 (Week 1 of 2 for the first round of the playoffs, meaning that I need to beat him by 22 points next week to advance to the championship game.)

Team 3: ESPN League Swish's Pals - Hillsboro Rabid Monkeys
QB - D. Brees
RB - P. Thomas, R. Rice
WR - Kenny Britt, R. White, S. Rice
TE - T. Gonzalez
D/ST - Ravens
K - Jay Feely

High scorer: Drew Brees, 29 points
Low scorer: Roddy White, 4 points
Result: Hillsboro Rabid Monkeys 116, Chinese Bandits 62 (Week 1 of 2 for the first round of the playoffs. Feeling good about going into next week; if he can outscore me by 55 points, then it would be a miracle, and he deserves it!)

Kickin' It Old School: Advent in the OT, Part 3

The following was preached at Veedersburg and Hillsboro UMC on Sunday, December 13, 2009. The text for this week's message is Zephaniah 3:14-20.

Today is the third week of our series looking at the Old Testament lectionary readings for Advent. Hopefully, as we go through this series, you are getting a sense of the expectation, excitement and preparation that surrounded the coming of the Messiah for the people of Israel. It was a time when the people of Israel had to rely on God’s promises, even though many of them never saw His promises fulfilled. God is faithful, and we have to remember that. Last week, we talked about the messenger that would prepare the way for the Lord. In the first century, that promise was fulfilled in John the Baptist, who had a twofold ministry focusing on leading people to repentance and pointing them to Jesus.

The readings today bring us to a place that many of us probably have never been before. I put out an extremely unscientific poll on Facebook this week wondering out loud how many people actually knew where Zephaniah is located in the Bible. And I don’t recall anybody being able to tell me where it was without having to look it up. Now, remember, I have fellow pastors and seminary graduates as friends on Facebook, and nobody really knew where it was without looking it up.

Now, in all fairness, I knew the general location, but not the exact books that came before and after it. I think that’s the great thing about working through an Old Testament series like this, though. We get an opportunity to hear from voices that we don’t normally hear. So, who is this Zephaniah character, and what is this book about?

Not a lot is known about Zephaniah himself. He is not mentioned in any of the historical books like Kings or Chronicles, even though his ministry took place during events that happen in those books. From the first verse of the book, we see that Zephaniah was a descendant of Hezekiah, who was a king of Judah. We can read about Hezekiah in the historical books, as well as in the historical section of Isaiah, Chapters 36-39.

We also learn from the first verse that Zephaniah’s ministry took place during the reign of Josiah, who was basically the last good king of the Israelit people. This puts us in the middle to late 7th century B.C., not long before the Babylonians come into Jerusalem and start the exile. Not surprisingly, in light of where we are historically, the majority of Zephaniah is actually prophecies of judgment. If you were to look at an outline of the book, you would see section on the judgment that is coming against Judah, the coming wrath of God against all people, warnings to individual nations such as the Philistines, the Moabites, the Assyrians and even those in Jerusalem. That is just how the book flows.

The way the book is structured, you would think that it is going to be entirely about judgment against the people. What is interesting is that all of the warnings against other nations are book-ended by warnings to Judah and Jerusalem. In other words, the people of Judah ought not get too excited that God is going to judge their enemies, because God is also going to be judging them.

Now at this point, you may be wondering why this description of Zephaniah doesn’t seem to match up with today’s reading. There is not a whole lot of talk about judgment in today’s passage. Mostly it is about judgment being “taken away,” or rejoicing, or not fearing evil. In fact today’s reading doesn’t seem to match up at all with a people who have just been told that they will be facing God’s wrath. What is going on here? What really sets the stage for what is happening in today’s passage can be found just a few verses before in Zephaniah 3:9-13.

After all of this judgment and warning, something amazing happens. The people return to God. They heed the call to repent and turn back to God. Verse 9 says, “For at that time, I will change the speech of the peoples to a pure speech.” Before, during the time that brought on their judgment, the people’s worship of idols and false gods caused them to have impure speech. But with their speech purified, they “call upon the name of the Lord and serve Him with one accord.”

And what is important to pick up in this section is that it is not the people who brought themselves back to the Lord; it is the Lord who brings the people back to Him. God is the one who removes the shame of rebellion; who humbles us; who gives us refuge and peace. But where does this all start? In repentance, in turning back to God. Now, we talked about the importance of self-examination and repentance last week when we looked at Malachi 3 and the ministry of John the Baptist. What we come to today in the Zephaniah passage is what comes next.

There is a dramatic difference between the words of Zephaniah 1-2 and Zephaniah 3, there is the change that is brought forth in repentance and conversion. In today’s passage, the fruits of repentance are brought forth. You see, we don’t just examine our lives in the light of God’s grace and just go on with our lives as normal. We can’t do that.
If there is something that is not right in our lives; if there is something that is holding us back from being all that God has intended us to be; shouldn’t we do something about it? We know the sins in our lives. Come on, let’s be honest, there is nobody else on this earth that knows our sins as well as we do – I don’t care if we do live in a small town, nobody knows everything about another person. And when it all comes down, all we can really do is confess before God. All we can really do is turn to God with our whole hearts; and that is when we move from being impure to being pure; from being sinful to sinless. And what is our response to such a dramatic life change? That’s what we read about in today’s passage.

We are told to sing aloud, to shout, to rejoice and exult the Lord! There is a party in heaven when just one sinner repents and turns to God. In Luke 15, Jesus tells three parables about things that are lost, but become found. In the first one, it is a lost sheep. A shepherd with 100 sheep rejoices more over the one that had gone astray and was found, than over the 99 that stayed where they were supposed to be. Jesus says that there is more joy in heaven over the one sinner who repents than over the 99 who need not. That’s not to say that the 99 aren’t important, or that they aren’t valuable, but think about it for a moment. What do you think happened to a sheep that went astray and got lost? It probably died. There were all sorts of dangers lurking in the shadows of the wild at that time. The 99 were fine. They were protected and cared for, but the one who wanders away from the flock is the one that is at the most risk.

The next parable is about a lost coin. A woman had 10 silver coins; each one was worth about 10 days’ wages. She loses one, and searches all over the house to find it. You’ve had this experience, right? You need to find something, and you are going absolutely nuts trying to find it. I used to do this all the time when I was a kid. I’d get out my G.I. Joes and start playing with them, but if I couldn’t find Snake Eyes – forget about it. I’d turn my room upside down to find him because everybody knows that Snake Eyes is hands-down the coolest of the G.I. Joes. I would flip out if I couldn’t find him, and when I did find him, I’d run and tell my mom. She didn’t care. She was wondering why I was getting so excited about playing with dice…. Get it? Snake Eyes is a G.I. Joe character, and a term for throwing two ones in dice. Okay, Katie said it was a stretch. Anyway.

What does Jesus say about this lost coin that was found? That there is joy before all the angels of heaven when just one sinner repents. Can you imagine the heavenly chorus that lets loose every time somebody comes back to God after going astray? Don’t get me wrong, I like hearing our choir and all, but give me the heavenly host any day of the week. All of heaven rejoices, do we?

Do we come to an understanding of our sinful state and wallow in self-pity, or do we rejoice in the fact that through Jesus Christ our sins are as good as gone? When we hear of others who have come to faith, do we sing aloud and shout with joy, or do we say, “that’s nice”? You see, there’s something very important for us to learn about in the third parable in Luke 15 that directly relates to what we are talking about here in Zephaniah.

The third parable is the lost son. You’ve probably heard this one in one form or another. A man’s son is lost. And this time, it’s not something that just wandered away from the group like the sheep, or something that was misplaced like the coin; it is a person who chooses to be lost. How many know somebody like that? How many know somebody that just chooses to go away from God? No matter what you say, no matter what you do, they’re gone, and they just don’t care.

At the end of the parable, we see a stark contrast between what heaven does and what we can have a tendency to do if we don’t rejoice in the lost being found, and when we don’t get involved in the process. The father, upon the return of his lost son, throws a great party. He is overjoyed, even doing things that would have made no sense in the culture. The lost son’s brother is angry. He doesn’t understand why it is such a big deal that his brother has returned. And that’s where we are left. There’s no resolution. There’s no happy ending. There’s nothing. All we are left with is an angry brother who is not interested in rejoicing over what was once lost and now found. That should serve as an important warning for all of us.

We can lose sight of what is really important. When people have that conversion experience; when they truly give their lives over to God; we should be celebrating. We should be seeking ways to make it commonplace for people that we know to come to Jesus. It’s never going to get old to see people turn away from their sins and find new life in Christ. We need to take a cue from Zephaniah here and rejoice because of what God has done, and there is no better time to do that than this time of the year, as we await the coming of His Son. God rejoices when those who are far from Him draw closer to Him, and so should we.

As we read through the Zephaniah passage, we need to remember that we have been called to rejoice in what God has done. Do we really understand the magnitude of what is going on when we come to worship? I don’t know about you, but sometimes, I think that I forget. After coming week after week after week, Sunday worship can become just a part of our routine if we let it.

We lose the joy and the excitement that we once had because it becomes something that we are “supposed” to do. Y’all that’s not right. We don’t come to church because that’s what people are supposed to do on Sunday morning. We come because we have been affected by the living God. If God, the angels and all of the heavens rejoice when just a single person returns to the Lord, then how much more should we rejoice that we have the opportunity to gather in His presence each and every week?

God has taken away our judgment. God has removed the sin that fights against us with everything it has. We no longer need to fear anything because if God is for us, who can be against us? The lame, the outcast, those who live in the shame of their sin, and, yes, that is each one of us that is gathered here today – we are all gathered together, the Lord removes our sin from our lives, and there is great rejoicing.

While the majority of the message of Zephaniah is less than pleasant, it ends on this great note of rejoicing and praise. As dark as things look, as locked up as we can get in our sin, as messed up as our lives can get, there is still rejoicing and praise. There is ultimate hope in God. We worship and praise God because of this hope.

As we continue on through this Advent season, let’s not forget the messages of the prophets who spoke to the people expecting their Messiah. Let’s not forget that God has done something so amazing that we celebrate it every single year during the Christmas season. What God has done shouldn’t be approached casually. It shouldn’t be just part of our annual routine. It should be something that we approach with great joy because the God of all creation; let that sink in for a minute – the God of all creation came down at Christmastime so that we could have salvation.

Fantasy Football 2009, Week 13

Posted my first L in a while in one of the leagues, but things are still looking good. ESPN leagues start their playoffs next week. Weeks 14-15 are the first round and Weeks 16-17 are the second round. I like that format a lot better than in the Yahoo! leagues where the playoffs are just Weeks 15 and 16 for both rounds (1 week/round). Anyhoo, here's the update!

Team 1: Yahoo! League - Swish
QB - P. Manning
WR - D. Driver, M. Crabtree, S. Rice
RB - M. Forte, K. Moreno
TE - J. Witten
K - Shayne Graham
DEF - Baltimore

High scorer: Knowshon Moreno, 20.60
Low scorer: Michael Crabtree, 6.00 points
Result: Swish 103.70, DARKNESS 90.56 (10-3, 2nd place overall)
Commentary: I put Moreno in as a last-minute sub for DeAngelo Williams. Sometimes you just make the right call! Darkness was on an 8 game winning streak at that point and had a 2 game lead over me in the standings. Going into the last week, I have a shot at catching him in the standings, but his points will still put him in 1st place. I've basically clinched the 2nd seed for the playoffs.

Team 2: ESPN League Bricksquad - Veedersburg Killer Wombats
QB - P. Rivers
RB - A. Peterson, J. Addai, C. Williams
WR - R. Wayne, H. Ward
TE - T. Gonzalez
D/ST - Bears
K - Rob Bironas

High scorer: Philip Rivers, 22 points
Low scorer: Reggie Wayne, 4 points
Result: Veedersburg Killer Wombats 97, MIA_305 Zombies 104 (9-3-1, 1st place in Division 2)
Commentary: I had all the maximum points out there; no substitutions would have made it any closer. Sometimes, you just get beat. A win this week would have sealed the #1 seed for me in this league; however, with the loss and the tie a couple week's ago, I ended up .5 game back in the race for the best overall record and start the playoffs next week with the #2 seed.

Team 3: ESPN League Swish's Pals - Hillsboro Rabid Monkeys
QB - D. Brees
RB - K. Moreno, R. Rice, P. Thomas
WR - S. Rice, M. Crabtree
TE - T. Gonzalez
D/ST - Bengals
K - D. Carpenter

High scorer: Drew Brees, 26 points
Low scorer: Ray Rice, 4 points
Result: Hillsboro Rabid Monkeys 105, Team Baker 52 (10-3, 1st place overall)
Commentary: Sometimes you make the right call, sometimes you don't. I put in Crabtree for Roddy White prior to leaving for church, and then changed my mind, but couldn't change it back in time to do anything about it. White had 16 points, Crabtree had 6. Turns out, it didn't matter all that much this time since the margin of victory was greater than the points my opponent put up. Even before this week, I had the #1 seed taken care of in this league.

Why Teams Lose

The clip below is from a recent NBA game when the Raptors visited Chicago to take on the Bulls. The final score in the game was 110-78, and I think you'll see why.

Kickin' It Old School: Advent in the OT, Part 2

The following was preached at Veedersburg and Hillsboro UMC on Sunday, December 6, 2001. The text for this week's message is Malachi 3:1-4.

Last week we talked about hope and the promises that God has made. Faith is all about trusting in God, even though we may not understand God. When we approach the season of Advent and spend time looking at key Scriptures that were important to the people of Israel, we need to remember God’s faithfulness in the promises that were fulfilled in the coming of Jesus. These weeks leading up to Christmas are a period of preparation. This week, we are looking at a text that is important when it comes to what it means to prepare. As the first Israelites returned to Jerusalem, the promise of restoration still hung over their heads.

As we get into the later prophets of the Old Testament, we see a shift from talking about the impending exile to a focus on purity and preparing oneself for the coming of the Messiah. And here, in Malachi, we see the development of an expectation that there would be one who would come and prepare the way for the Messiah. This one is known as the messenger, but who is this messenger and what is it that he does?

What I find interesting is that the Hebrew for “Malachi” and “my messenger” are the same. This has led many to believe that the book is not named after the prophet, but after the key theme of the messenger that is to come. I think this gives us a clue as to the importance of this passage, as well as another passage later in the book that point to a messenger that is to come before the Lord.
If we were to keep reading Malachi, which is possible to do in one setting because it is only four chapters in length, we would see in Malachi 4:5 the promise of a prophet that will come before the great and awesome day of the Lord, and that prophet is named. It is Elijah. This could mean one of two things.

First, it could mean that Elijah himself would return. You may or may not know that Elijah never died, at least there is no description of his death in the Old Testament. We can read about Elijah’s ministry in the books of 1 & 2 Kings, but in 2 Kings 2:11 we read that as Elijah and his pupil Elisha were walking one day, suddenly they were separated by chariots and horses of fire, and Elijah was taken up into heaven in a whirlwind, and that is the last we hear from Elijah. Because of that event, and the words of the prophet in Malachi 4, some believed that Elijah himself would return one day.

Secondly, it could mean that there would be one whose ministry would be similar to Elijah’s. Elijah’s ministry was primarily focused on turning the people away from their idolatrous ways to which they had grown so accustomed. It was about bringing people back to the Lord. The people had to examine their hearts and repent. Notice here in Malachi 3 when it says that he will be like a refiner’s fire, like one who purifies gold and silver. Elijah’s ministry was one of refining the nation of Israel. There would be another who would refine the people as they awaited the coming of their Lord.

If we read through the gospels carefully, it is clear who that prophet was. In Mark 1, he is described in a manner very similar to Elijah in terms of what he was wearing and eating. In Matthew 11, he is described as one who is greater than all the men born of women. In Matthew 17, he is described as one who has already come, but was not recognized. In John 1, he points his own disciples to Jesus, knowing that Jesus was truly the Lamb of God who would take away the sins of the world. That man was John the Baptist.

When we read about John the Baptist in the gospels, we read about a fiery character who wasn’t afraid to speak his mind and let the people know what needed to happen in order for them to be in relationship with God. We don’t see a guy who thinks his ministry is the most important thing in the world; we see a guy who knew that his ministry was to get the people to repent and then point them to Jesus.

John the Baptist had a ministry of preparation. He was preparing the way for the Lord by getting the people to closely examine their hearts, minds and souls, which inevitably will cause people to repent if they are truly honest with themselves. He called out the Jewish leaders whose hearts were not in the right place, but in their own self-importance, they did not seem to care. He was fairly harsh as well, at one point calling them a “brood of vipers.”

You see, the thing about a refiner’s fire is that it is hot. It can burn. It can destroy things within the material. In fact, refining gold and silver is an extensive and sometimes difficult process. The whole material needs to be heated up to incredibly high temperatures, and all the junk and filth can be burned out or removed. It is a messy process. It can be a very dangerous process. But it is a process that, in the end, makes that which was already valuable even more so.

In a sense, John’s ministry continues in the work of the Holy Spirit. As we go through life, there are things that we let in which will harm us. They degrade that which is valuable within all of us. The Holy Spirit works in our lives, through the grace of God, to refine us. Do you ever do something that you just know is wrong? Often, that is the Holy Spirit working in your life, convicting you of the sin that is in your life and refining you, as long as you let Him.

Maybe you had a similar experience before you came to know Christ. Or, maybe, if you don’t have a relationship with God through Jesus, you are still having this experience. Some people refer to it as your conscience, or your upbringing, or your sense of ethical duty, but I think what just might be behind all of that is the grace of God.

In our Wesleyan theological tradition, we have a term for it. It is called prevenient grace. Prevenient grace is the grace of God that precedes our salvation. In that period in our lives before we come to be in a real relationship with God, His prevenient grace will often be working in our lives, though we may not even know it or recognize it. Over time, we can ignore God. We can shut him out and stop listening. That doesn’t mean that God has abandoned us, it means that we no longer recognize His voice.

But if we stop just long enough to notice something outside of ourselves, God’s prevenient grace draws us closer to Him. We begin to see things in a new way. Life makes a little more sense. And suddenly, we are open to a whole new world that we never could have imagined, a world where we follow after God and seek His face. And that brings us to a point of repentance.

We don’t repent because of the punishment that might come on us if we fail to do so. We repent because God’s grace has led us to that point. We recognize that there is something more to this life than what we see every day with our own eyes. We realize that there are parts of our life that fail to live up to the standards that have been set – not by us, not by our friends or family, not by the society in which we live, but by God’s standards of holiness. We recognize that we do not belong in the presence of God because we are stained and ruined people. That is the refiner’s fire at work. That is God’s presence at work in our lives as we learn to submit to God.

John’s ministry was a ministry that led people to repentance. It might seem like an obvious question, but do you know why John is known as John the Baptist? It’s not a denominational affiliation. People called him John the Baptist because so many people heard his message of repentance and came to be purified through baptism. That’s what baptism is about – recognizing our own impurities and coming before God to be cleansed from our sin. It is the outward sign of the grace of God that is working inside of us.

Some of you may be thinking, “This is all nice, but I’ve been a Christian for years.” And that’s true, some of y’all have been Christians for longer than I’ve been alive. If that’s the case, it doesn’t mean that none of this talk of self-examination and refinement is applicable to your life either. You see, we don’t stop being refined simply by being baptized. There is constantly the need for purification in our lives.

Just a brief poll: how many have sinned this week? Clearly there are still parts of our lives that are in need of refinement. There are still parts of our lives that stain the holiness that is expected of us. I’ll go out on a limb and say that those who are closest to God are most aware of what it is in their lives that separates them from God. Have you ever heard the saying, “The more you know, the more you realize there is to learn”? It is like that in our spiritual lives as well. This is God’s grace at work in our lives as well.

We have a different name for it in our tradition, but it essentially does the same thing – draws us closer to God by getting rid of the junk that is holding us back. We refer to this as God’s sanctifying grace. It, too, is the refiner’s fire at work in our lives. It convicts us of what is wrong in our lives and destroys that which is in the way of our relationship with God. This also begins with self-examination. What is it in your life that is holding you back? What is it in your life that is preventing you from taking the next step with God? These are the kind of questions that lead us into the refiner’s fire. These are the types of questions that draw us closer to God.

As important as this part of John’s ministry was, the ministry of repentance, it wasn’t all that John did. There was one more important aspect of his ministry that is crucial for us to look at as we enter into this season of preparation for the birth of Christ. John’s ministry was really twofold. First, it was to get people to the point of repentance, and second, it was to point them to Jesus.

Nearly every time we come across John the Baptist in the gospels, he is pointing somebody to Jesus. In his message, he refers to one who will come whose sandals he is not worthy to tie. In the beginning of the gospel of John, he points his disciples to Jesus. That is something we should be doing as well.
Perhaps the most important thing about our faith is that it is not ours to keep. Not only should we be examining ourselves, but we should also be sharing our faith with those around us. We should be taking John’s lead and be pointing others to Jesus as well. Perhaps you may not know this, but there is very little about our faith that is intuitive. Our faith is not something that we could just come to on our own by sitting under a tree on a nice, summer day.

The reason why we are where we are this morning is because somewhere along the way, somebody shared his or her faith with us; maybe it was your parents, maybe it was a close friend, and maybe it was a pastor or Sunday school teacher. Regardless of who it was, somebody shared faith with you. You didn’t just happen upon it by accident. So, why wouldn’t we be eager to share that same faith with someone else?

Look at it this way, if you eat at a great restaurant, and it is a wonderful experience from the time you walk in the door to the time you get back to your car, you are going to tell people about it. It will come up in conversations because you are excited about it. In retail, they stress the importance of good customer service by pointing to word-of-mouth advertising. If a person has a bad experience, they are going to tell two friends, who will tell two more friends, who will tell two more friends. The inverse is true as well. Good (and bad) customer service pays back exponentially.
We know these things to be true in our own lives, and, yet, the most important thing that we could ever come across is something that we keep to ourselves. We need to learn from John the Baptist and start pointing others to Christ. Yes, it may be uncomfortable, and you may make a colossal mistake at some point. But didn’t that happen when you were learning to ride a bike?

I know I came home more than once with a few scrapes and bruises, and you probably did too. But do you remember the freedom that came with learning how to ride a bike? I used to go all over the place with my bike. There is freedom in sharing Christ with others, and it is there because we are doing something that we were meant to do.

So, this week, our second week of Advent, let’s not forget to think about the lessons that we can learn from Malachi and from John the Baptist. Take some time out this week to stop and reflect on your life. Are you living a life that is honoring to God? What is it in your life that needs to be taken out by the refiner’s fire, regardless of how much it may burn at first? How can you share the joy of your faith with the people you know?

Fantasy Football 2009, Week 12

And the wins just keep coming...

Team 1: Yahoo! League - Swish
QB - P. Manning
WR - D. Driver, M. Crabtree, S. Rice
RB - D. Williams, R. Grant
TE - J. Witten
K - M. Stover
DEF - Baltimore

High scorer: Donald Driver, 20.20 points
Low scorer: Baltimore Defense
Result: Swish 88.06, Swan 61.18 (9-3, 2nd place overall; clinched playoff spot)

Team 2: ESPN League, Bricksquad - Veedersburg Killer Wombats
QB - P. Rivers
RB - A. Peterson, J. Addai
WR - H. Ward, R. Wayne, D. Hester
TE - T. Gonzalez
D/ST - Vikings
K - uhhh... apparently, I forgot to put in my kicker, hmmm...

High scorer: Philip Rivers
Low scorer: Devin Hester
Result: Veedersburg Killer Wombats 75, Team White 36 (9-2-1, 1st place in Division 2)

Team 3: ESPN League, Swish's Pals - Hillsboro Rabid Monkeys
QB - D. Brees
RB - K. Moreno, R. Rice
WR - M. Crabtree, R. White, S. Rice
TE - T. Gonzalez
D/ST - Bengals
K - D. Carpenter

High scorer: Drew Brees, 44 points
Low scorer: Dan Carpenter, 2 points
Result: Hillsboro Rabid Monkeys 112, Team Kermeen 64 (9-3, 1st place overall)